After rigorous training, I have graduated from Kooky U with a Master's in Oddballery, minoring in Zany Quirkiness. I am now qualified to blurt out random things in public. So...goggles on, people!!
I am Michelangelo's David BEFORE he ever took a chisel to it. A marvelous work of art in the making, but a lovely piece of nature in and of itself, if, perhaps, a little raw in form. And I'm a girl. I'm all about the subtle distinctions. I had never given much thought to the way I view the world, but I have been informed by reliable sources (namely every intelligibly speaking person I've ever come in contact with) that it is rather, er, DISTINCTIVE(read:bizarre. I prefer to think that it's part of my charm, and thus far people have been kind enough to let me keep this illusion). Fortunately, my particular brand of, um, quirkiness, tends to tickle people's funny bones and not their mob-mentality, burning-in-effigy bones. Small favors! Heh. Phew!
2 comments:
Oh yeah! I laughed out loud!
Oh my GOSH. That's HILARIOUS!!! Poor Obama. SUCKA!
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