Okay, ladies. We all know that this is an issue for pretty nearly every one of us. It's become a part of our cultural identity at this point. Sometimes, I think people who really feel just fine about themselves lie about it because they think it makes them normal. But, I have discovered that men have many of the same issues. Only their body parts of issue vary. So I introduce to you Danny Evans (whom many of you probably already know and are thinking this is like introducing Elvis, or George Washington or Neil Diamond). Regardless, I have been enjoying him and this is a letter every woman should read.
An Open Letter to....
Enjoy!
About Me
- Blazing Goddess
- I am Michelangelo's David BEFORE he ever took a chisel to it. A marvelous work of art in the making, but a lovely piece of nature in and of itself, if, perhaps, a little raw in form. And I'm a girl. I'm all about the subtle distinctions. I had never given much thought to the way I view the world, but I have been informed by reliable sources (namely every intelligibly speaking person I've ever come in contact with) that it is rather, er, DISTINCTIVE(read:bizarre. I prefer to think that it's part of my charm, and thus far people have been kind enough to let me keep this illusion). Fortunately, my particular brand of, um, quirkiness, tends to tickle people's funny bones and not their mob-mentality, burning-in-effigy bones. Small favors! Heh. Phew!
3 comments:
That is totally hilarious.
BWAAAAHAAAA!
That's great. What a fun writer. I'll have to pass this along to Jonathan. :)
Very funny!
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