Tuesday, January 15, 2008

A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste......

and mine is wasting. I am so incredibly bored I'm HERE, inflicting it on cyberspace! My grandmother always said that only boring people are ever bored. Well, I hereby confess to being a boring person then, because I'm going starkers sitting here in this little office with nothing to do, and no one to talk to but myself. Now don't get me wrong. I like myself, in general anyway. But one does like a little variety in one's company after all, and I'm afraid even my many personalities are sick of each other. What do you guys do when you're bored? If, that is, any of you are willing to cop to being a boring person.

I'm not sure about anyone else, but my mind does odd things to keep itself entertained. For instance, does a question mark just seem like an old and tired exclamation point to anyone else? Is it a metaphor for life? All the strongly held and loudly proclaimed opinions of youth are weathered and beaten into the questions of maturity. And speaking of maturity, the pitiable amount I have is starting to bleed away. I'm so bored I've resorted to taking pictures of myself!!!!

It looks like some sort of seizure!

She's gonna blow!

She's flipped.

Eye see you! Ha haaa!


Okay. I feel better now.


Melain said...

Only you could be more entertaining in a state of boredom than any other state!


Those pictures are going up on my mirror next to your 6th Grade school portrait.

Blazing Goddess said...

Hey, at least these were deliberate.

Melain said...

You really should use that last picture for your Myspace profile pic. LOL!