Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Tao of Oreo

So apparently Kraft Foods did a study in 2004. In it they asked 2,000 people across America how they like to eat their Oreos. Then they did personality screenings. They found some fun results.

If you're a dunker you are energetic, adventurous and extremely social.

If you bite(nibbles or popping it whole into your mouth) you are easy-going, self-confident and optimistic.

If you're a twister you are sensitive, emotional, artistic and trendy.

Interestingly, they found that primarily women are dunkers, men are biters, Republicans dunk and Democrats twist.

Me, myself, I am a combination, as I think most people are. I drown mine(youknow, hold it under until there are no more bubbles) then I pop it in whole. If you do it just right, you still get the satisfying crunch of a bite, but it doesn't cut your mouth to shreds.

I guess I should have known that all the answers would lay in a chocolate sandwich cookie.

Promote world peace! Eat your Oreos!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to run to the store. I feel a sudden craving for a certain cookie.......


Melain said...

Oh great. I do all of these regularly. Why can't I ever just fit into one category!

Melain said...

OK, It's been far too long since you've exposed the world to your thoughts. I WANT BLOG ACTION!